So, how much do you REALLY know about Kath and Kim and poor ol' Bretty, and Kel, Sharon, Prue and Trude... and even little
Epponnnee Rae?
Oh, there's so much to learn about these funsters, now on the big screen with their just-released [today!] flick 'Kath & Kimderella' [see: http://josiesjuice.blogspot.com.au/2012/08/kath-kimderella-film-review.html]
Here are the cast biographies:
KATH BIOG:
Kathleen Darlene Day-Knight
D.O.B: you know your bees wax why don’t you mind it
Zodiac Sign: Leo (hence the mane .. my clowning glory)
Marital status: married and loving it
Education: 34 Adult education diplomas... recently completed “Brain Power’ and “Drop Box”
My Day on a Plate:
Breaky: 2 prunes and a Yakult
Mid Morning: a chino with a friand at Croutons-on-the Bay
Lunch: chicken feet (fat removed) with a decanted hoisin dipping sauce
Arvo tea: mug of Jarrah
Kel’s cod on the hots rocks (yum) with a Donna Hay quinoa
Favourite 'a-ha moment': emptying my mind a la the Dalai Llama
Who am I wearing? Fella Hamilton’s citrus story
Current Celeb Crush: Keith Urban (he loves curly hair)
KIM BIOG:
Kim Craig–knee–Day
Age: 25 (but I don’t look my age)
Marital Status: up in the air
Fountain Lakes: Year 10 Fountain Lakes High - (incomplete); Cake Decorating Course (incomplete); Nail Design Course (incomplete)
Work history: 6 months at Call Centre (left because of stress... theirs); two weeks as a Door Bitch at the Tulip Farm (took a package, literally)
Current employment: trophy wife
Who do you admire? Lara Bingle... like me she makes a little go a long way
Philosophy: it is all about me
SHARON BIOG:
Sharon Karen Strezlecki
Marital Status: Desperate and Dateless
Job: Part time, Night shift at the Repat.
Full time: Kim’s second best friend
Hobbies: River dancing, stalking, and eating my feelings
Medical History: Septic monkey bite (Bali 2001), Carbuncles, pash rash, Munchausen by proxy (under control at the moment with broad spectrum placebo)
Sports: Netball, Indoor Cricket... current position... choker.
Greatest moment: touching Shane Warne’s Baggy Green
KEL BIOG
Full Name: KEL GRAHAM KNIGHT
AGE: Wrong side of 50
Zodiac sign... Virgo (OCD)
Marital Status: left at the altar four times... now married to the foxiest thing since sliced bread
Occupation: Purveyor of Fine Meats
Achievements; Regional Sausage King ( Pork and dill 2006) Fountain Lakes Retailer of the Year (2008)
Goal: to win Masterchef and create my own Marion’s Box
Favourite author: Bryce Courtenay..
What am I wearing? Fletcher Jeans, a Roger David knit and Vintage Crocs
Favourite accessory: my distressed pleather man bag
BRETT:
Brett Craig
Marital Status: not sure today / will ask Kim when I get home
Occupation: Head of Sprinkles at Krispy Kreme
BFF: Cujo... my rotty
Goals: Not getting up Kim’s goat
Best achievement: being a dad to a gifted daughter Epponnnee Ray
Favourite Labels; Rivers, Yugo Boss, Gazman
EPPONNEE RAE
Full Name: Epponnnee Rae (spelt with a E, double P, O, triple NN, E. (dash, umlaut, close italics) Rae
DOB 5/ 6/ 2007
Education: Pre-prep( accelerated program) Eatin’ College ( Fountain Lakes)
Achievements: Runner Up “ Glitz”, Third Place “Wow” wear, (Little Miss Princess Pageant)
Top Ten Junior Masterchef (best soggy nachos)
Solo exhibition Bon Beach Shire Regional Gallery ( Installation)
Goals: model/actress
TRUDE
Full name Trudy Hancock
Born : With silver spoon in her mouth
Education: Timbertop, 1974
Marital Status: Doctor's wife. Married to Graham, Melbourne’s “go to” plastic surgeon.
CHILDREN: Zoë (Geelong Grammar, Head of boats) and Harry (hedge burner)
Hobbies: Jillarooing "Love it!!" Member of the Liberal party since 1970
BFFs: Peter Costello (woof) and Michael Kroger... "That’s awkward"!!
PRUE
Full name: Prudence “Buz” Ballieu
Married: Adrian Psychiatrist (FRAAC,OMG FIGJAM)
Employment: 2 hours a week at Abode (South Yarra)
Current Project: renovating Kooyong Koot Rd (again)
Favourite restaurant: Koots of Kooyong, Spoonful (with the girls)
BBF’s: Stuart Rattle (he loves a throw) and Paul Bangay (he clips my box (hedge))
'Kath & Kimderella' the 'filum' opens in Australia on September 6.
All photos reproduced from Roadshow Films, with permission.
Oh, there's so much to learn about these funsters, now on the big screen with their just-released [today!] flick 'Kath & Kimderella' [see: http://josiesjuice.blogspot.com.au/2012/08/kath-kimderella-film-review.html]
Here are the cast biographies:
KATH BIOG:
Kathleen Darlene Day-Knight
D.O.B: you know your bees wax why don’t you mind it
Zodiac Sign: Leo (hence the mane .. my clowning glory)
Marital status: married and loving it
Education: 34 Adult education diplomas... recently completed “Brain Power’ and “Drop Box”
My Day on a Plate:
Breaky: 2 prunes and a Yakult
Mid Morning: a chino with a friand at Croutons-on-the Bay
Lunch: chicken feet (fat removed) with a decanted hoisin dipping sauce
Arvo tea: mug of Jarrah
Kel’s cod on the hots rocks (yum) with a Donna Hay quinoa
Favourite 'a-ha moment': emptying my mind a la the Dalai Llama
Who am I wearing? Fella Hamilton’s citrus story
Current Celeb Crush: Keith Urban (he loves curly hair)
KIM BIOG:
Kim Craig–knee–Day
Age: 25 (but I don’t look my age)
Marital Status: up in the air
Fountain Lakes: Year 10 Fountain Lakes High - (incomplete); Cake Decorating Course (incomplete); Nail Design Course (incomplete)
Work history: 6 months at Call Centre (left because of stress... theirs); two weeks as a Door Bitch at the Tulip Farm (took a package, literally)
Current employment: trophy wife
Who do you admire? Lara Bingle... like me she makes a little go a long way
Philosophy: it is all about me
SHARON BIOG:
Sharon Karen Strezlecki
Marital Status: Desperate and Dateless
Job: Part time, Night shift at the Repat.
Full time: Kim’s second best friend
Hobbies: River dancing, stalking, and eating my feelings
Medical History: Septic monkey bite (Bali 2001), Carbuncles, pash rash, Munchausen by proxy (under control at the moment with broad spectrum placebo)
Sports: Netball, Indoor Cricket... current position... choker.
Greatest moment: touching Shane Warne’s Baggy Green
KEL BIOG
Full Name: KEL GRAHAM KNIGHT
AGE: Wrong side of 50
Zodiac sign... Virgo (OCD)
Marital Status: left at the altar four times... now married to the foxiest thing since sliced bread
Occupation: Purveyor of Fine Meats
Achievements; Regional Sausage King ( Pork and dill 2006) Fountain Lakes Retailer of the Year (2008)
Goal: to win Masterchef and create my own Marion’s Box
Favourite author: Bryce Courtenay..
What am I wearing? Fletcher Jeans, a Roger David knit and Vintage Crocs
Favourite accessory: my distressed pleather man bag
BRETT:
Brett Craig
Marital Status: not sure today / will ask Kim when I get home
Occupation: Head of Sprinkles at Krispy Kreme
BFF: Cujo... my rotty
Goals: Not getting up Kim’s goat
Best achievement: being a dad to a gifted daughter Epponnnee Ray
Favourite Labels; Rivers, Yugo Boss, Gazman
EPPONNEE RAE
Full Name: Epponnnee Rae (spelt with a E, double P, O, triple NN, E. (dash, umlaut, close italics) Rae
DOB 5/ 6/ 2007
Education: Pre-prep( accelerated program) Eatin’ College ( Fountain Lakes)
Achievements: Runner Up “ Glitz”, Third Place “Wow” wear, (Little Miss Princess Pageant)
Top Ten Junior Masterchef (best soggy nachos)
Solo exhibition Bon Beach Shire Regional Gallery ( Installation)
Goals: model/actress
TRUDE
Full name Trudy Hancock
Born : With silver spoon in her mouth
Education: Timbertop, 1974
Marital Status: Doctor's wife. Married to Graham, Melbourne’s “go to” plastic surgeon.
CHILDREN: Zoë (Geelong Grammar, Head of boats) and Harry (hedge burner)
Hobbies: Jillarooing "Love it!!" Member of the Liberal party since 1970
BFFs: Peter Costello (woof) and Michael Kroger... "That’s awkward"!!
PRUE
Full name: Prudence “Buz” Ballieu
Married: Adrian Psychiatrist (FRAAC,OMG FIGJAM)
Employment: 2 hours a week at Abode (South Yarra)
Current Project: renovating Kooyong Koot Rd (again)
Favourite restaurant: Koots of Kooyong, Spoonful (with the girls)
BBF’s: Stuart Rattle (he loves a throw) and Paul Bangay (he clips my box (hedge))
'Kath & Kimderella' the 'filum' opens in Australia on September 6.
All photos reproduced from Roadshow Films, with permission.
I've always loved Prue. She reminds me of a relative!
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